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this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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