Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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