This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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