butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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