i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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