you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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