U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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