I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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