Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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