Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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