But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
