does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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