Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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