Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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