omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I am naked and annoyed.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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