New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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