there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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