The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
