It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Its about making memories worth repressing
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
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she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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