Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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