i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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