I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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