Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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