Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
