i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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