I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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