Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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