i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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