butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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