I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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