I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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