i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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