Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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