she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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