why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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