How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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