Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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