Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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