he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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