The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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