I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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