You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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