I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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