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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.

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• (818): View more from California

  I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..

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• (310): View more from California

  Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?

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• (914): View more from New York

  He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.

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  yay hump day

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• (858): View more from California

  I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.

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