i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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