The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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