He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We left the knife in your bed.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
