i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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