Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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