What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Are we still banned from the library?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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