his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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