Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
A bitchslap is in order.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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