A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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