no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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