I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
