what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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