i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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