the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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